Two weeks after I got back, here’s the grim and frostbitten report from the dumbest soccer-related vacation I’ve taken to date. You can follow along in the gallery as you read.

Seriouspost: Have you seen us? We’re Albright, Alston, Barnes, Igwe, and Tierney. We’re most of the Revs’ back line, and we’re missing. I’m not being facetious here–these five banners were last seen after the Revs game on 7/11 and are unaccounted for since then. If you’ve got any info on their whereabouts, please contact tifosi@hooverdam.net [...]

I’ll get around to finishing the Norway adventure story at some point, but first, look who turned up in the Fort this past weekend: click for bigger Angela Hucles and the banner I modeled after her. (Since I got asked this at the game, yes, I know the skin tone of Columbia in the banner [...]

ULTRA PEANUT’S LIST OF NOTABLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED THE LAST FEW DAYS Got on a plane for Frankfurt, then one for Oslo, then one for Ålesund, which is small enough they have stair trucks (“you’re gonna get hop-ons”) Saw a little kid in the Oslo airport in a 2006 USMNT jersey Accidentally walked into the [...]