{"id":487,"date":"2011-03-19T09:51:37","date_gmt":"2011-03-19T14:51:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/?p=487"},"modified":"2011-03-19T09:51:37","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T14:51:37","slug":"ante-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/?p=487","title":{"rendered":"ante up"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s opening day for most of MLS (Revs open tomorrow) so it’s time to make this official:<\/p>\n

If the New England Revolution finish lower in the standings or end a playoff run in an earlier round than the Chicago Fire, I, Prairie Rose Clayton, will receive a bottle of Jeppson’s Mal\u00f6rt, Chicago’s Favorite Disinfectant, from Phil McFarland at Small Bar. If the Chicago Fire finish lower in the standings or end a playoff run in an earlier round than the New England Revolution, Phil McFarland at SmallBar will receive a bottle of Buckfast, Scotland’s Favourite Bum Wine, from me, Prairie Rose Clayton.<\/p>\n

No, I still don’t drink. That’s not the point.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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