{"id":729,"date":"2013-06-23T17:55:43","date_gmt":"2013-06-23T22:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/?p=729"},"modified":"2013-06-23T17:55:43","modified_gmt":"2013-06-23T22:55:43","slug":"denim-as-far-as-the-eye-can-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/?p=729","title":{"rendered":"denim as far as the eye can see"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Also, red hair.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/signplease.jpg\" alt=\"denim!\" width=\"477\" height=\"636\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/signplease.jpg 477w, https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/signplease-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><small>More on this later, but for now: ahhahahah ahahhahahah ahhhhahehewoooooo<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also, red hair. More on this later, but for now: ahhahahah ahahhahahah ahhhhahehewoooooo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,6,10,8,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":731,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions\/731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}