{"id":91,"date":"2008-06-21T18:58:50","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T23:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/?p=91"},"modified":"2008-06-21T18:58:50","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T23:58:50","slug":"something-about-apples-and-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"something about apples and trees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom came into town from NC this week, so we took her to the Revs-NY tilt.  Afterwards, Matt Reis hung around for a bit and signed autographs, so Mom held out her program for him to sign.<br \/>\n&#8220;I didn&#8217;t want your signature,&#8221; she said when he handed it back,&#8221; &#8220;I wanted your phone number.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom came into town from NC this week, so we took her to the Revs-NY tilt. Afterwards, Matt Reis hung around for a bit and signed autographs, so Mom held out her program for him to sign. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/?p=91\">tell me more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tifosi.hooverdam.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}