It’s opening day for most of MLS (Revs open tomorrow) so it’s time to make this official:
If the New England Revolution finish lower in the standings or end a playoff run in an earlier round than the Chicago Fire, I, Prairie Rose Clayton, will receive a bottle of Jeppson’s Malört, Chicago’s Favorite Disinfectant, from Phil McFarland at Small Bar. If the Chicago Fire finish lower in the standings or end a playoff run in an earlier round than the New England Revolution, Phil McFarland at SmallBar will receive a bottle of Buckfast, Scotland’s Favourite Bum Wine, from me, Prairie Rose Clayton.
No, I still don’t drink. That’s not the point.