Wake Up, America!

This is what I was working on in the Training Camp photo series. It’s a WWI poster, retooled for US Soccer, and I’d had it on the drawing board for over a year before the Mexico WCQ presented itself as the best time to make this.

wake up, america

The concept lends itself to all three US programs (men, women, youth) even if Columbia is wearing specifically a WNT away jersey. (I originally wanted it to be an MNT away kit, but that was when I thought they were going to be navy blue, not grey). I bumped up the color of the pillow behind her to bright yellow to get more contrast with her skin and jersey, which I think turned out great. You can see a side-by-side of the source material with the banner version here.

Oh, yeah, about her skin and hair color–what I was kinda going for here was “ethnically indeterminate.” At national team games, I stand next to fans who are black, Latino, Asian, Native American, mixed race, etc., and I’m cheering on players who are themselves black, Latino, Asian, Native American, mixed race, etc. Why not, then, make Columbia look a little more like them? For skin tone and facial reference, I used Angela Hucles; I’m gonna try to get her to autograph this at a Breakers game this season.

This is entirely done with fabric paint, just different shades mixed with water and extender to blend colors on the fly. (Buying all those paints on sale before the 2006 World Cup was a fantastic investment). Even though it’s at the stage now where I look at it and can see all the errors I made, I love how this turned out. Finished size is 4’x6′, and from sewing to heat-setting the paint, I think it took a little over 20 hours. I just hope the weather in Columbus this week doesn’t mess it up too much, because I’ve had it tacked to my dining room wall for a week now, and I’m inclined to keep it there when it’s not in service as a banner.

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training camp, part 3

Finishing up a week of work:

8:33am, 1/29/09


3:47pm, 1/29/09


8:29am, 1/30/09

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training camp, cont’d.

Columbia, Gem of the Midfield continues apace:


9:29 am, 1/26/09


9:03 am, 1/27/09


9:33 am, 1/28/09

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training camp

In advance of US-Mexico, I’m currently doing a bit of preparation myself.


9:54 am, 1/23/09


10:04 am, 1/24/09


11:02 am, 1/25/09

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what I got for Christmas

AA 4559 BOS Boston Feb 10, 2009 05:40 PM CMH Columbus Feb 10, 2009 07:55 PM
AA 4548 CMH Columbus Feb 12, 2009 08:45 AM BOS Boston Feb 12, 2009 10:40 AM

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come for the soccer, stay for the ornithology

I went on vacation to Costa Rica recently, and, while there, I spotted the following:

Scarlet Macaw
Gray-capped Flycatcher
Great-tailed Grackle
Tropical Gnatcatcher
Clay-colored Robin
Brown Pelican
Cattle Egret
Snowy Egret
Little Blue Heron
Boat-billed Heron
Andy Herron
Rufous-tailed Hummingbird
Blue-gray Tanager
Magnificent Frigatebird

At some point, I hope to find someone who thinks this bit is funny.

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Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see

I’m really good at one thing, but that one thing’s only relevant in late October. I guess I’m like Dwayne DeRosario in that respect. Anyway, Magpie put together a compilation photo of the entire roster:
the entire roster
(click for bigger)

Then the head of Steve Ralston mysteriously appeared on Magpie’s porch on Halloween afternoon:
steve ralston

That’s enough for this season, but first, a plug for Pemberton Farms, who cut me a nice discount on the pumpkins.

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That time of year again

675 pounds

Entirely too many to post here, so just go to the gallery. Or go to Magpie’s gallery, which is much nicer. Or the team’s. The project this year was the entire roster, plus all three coaches, the team director, the general manager, the mascot, the logo, and the trophy we picked up in August. 35 in total, mostly carved by me, some done by Magpie, with Julie and Magpie helping out on the scooping and cleaning, Julie on the pickup and delivery, and the three of us plus Mike on the actual setup at the stadium. This whole stunt was funded by the team itself, courtesy our pal Cathal in the front office.

mothra's little helper

Too bad the game broke the streak of always winning when there’s pumpkins.

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what I’m up to this week

Thursday evening:
certain stars

Sunday morning:
coffee and paint

Sunday afternoon:
obnoxious level of detail

To debut at some point, but that part’s out of my hands.

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goalkeeping secrets revealed

Ah, this explains why he’s able to stop so many shots:

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