Author Archives: Hoover Dam

where the hell is hoover

Oh, hey, been a while. I assure you, I’ve been painting–but I’ve also been prepping for a month in Brazil. While I’m there, I’ll update this as I can; for now, here’s where I’ll be and when: And in a … Continue reading

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HELL YES

+ = SEM DESCANSO ATÉ O BELO HORIZONTE

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Big Creepy Steve’s Big Creepy Pillow

One day, unstable Stephen McCarthy fangirl and twitter pal Heather O’Neill and I decided to have a contest for who could come up with the creepiest tribute to Big Creepy Steve. There were ground rules: You could use outside help, … Continue reading

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family love michael

Oh, Michael Bradley. Many years ago, I saw you as a little kid in silver shoes, loping around for Dad’s Metros like a sullen teenager. Then you went to Europe and turned into one of the two best field players … Continue reading

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O Redentor

At the Gold Cup quarterfinals, an image of Landon Donovan, arms outstretched in the rain, showed up on everyone’s tv screens, illustrating his path to redemption for the national team after his self-imposed (and wholly deserved) sabbatical. Donovan…redemption…illustrating…hmmmm. First I … Continue reading

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Revs thesaurus, 2013 edition

Team keeps getting better, more guys keep getting banners. This is this year’s crop. Andrew Farrell, “Might.” First draft pick gets first banner of the year. Might as in strength, force, weight–and possibility. Jose Gonçalves, “Boss.” That’s who he is … Continue reading

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hardest workin’ man in showbeas

When DaMarcus Beasley was named captain of the MNT for the Gold Cup, it got me thinking. 16 trophies in all competitions, personal and team titles included. Never seems to get the credit, though; always seems like he’s taken for … Continue reading

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denim as far as the eye can see

Also, red hair. More on this later, but for now: ahhahahah ahahhahahah ahhhhahehewoooooo

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where eagles dare

I’d had a half-formed WWI poster repro in progress for a while, and then the Futbol Artist Network gang approached me about doing a piece for their first group show, to be held in conjunction with the Kicking and Screening … Continue reading

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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNODEUCE

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNODEUCE HYPNODEUCE, 5′x5′ Complete with 7″ diameter googly-eyes and glitter swirl paint, it’s the HYPNODEUCE. You need the HYPNODEUCE. The HYPNODEUCE will stun your opponents into giving up goals. The HYPNODEUCE will charm your teammates into … Continue reading

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