
Another Shep Fairey homage, using the staredown that promoted Gooch from “big dude, plays in Belgium I guess?” to “fuckin’ LEGEND.” Magpie painted most of this.

Another Shep Fairey homage, using the staredown that promoted Gooch from “big dude, plays in Belgium I guess?” to “fuckin’ LEGEND.” Magpie painted most of this.

The US isn’t taken seriously by other countries as a competitor for soccer, so therefore the best way to get us to be taken seriously is to liken our players to rapping cartoon dogs*. The more I thought about it, though, the more the character and the slogan make sense for the team. The detail on his hat is the snakeball logo redone in the style of Rodney Greenblatt, Parappa’s creator:

*I’m pretty sure this makes Olsen the Poochie of the WC 23.

Every once in a while you need reassurance that people want you aroundTaylor Twellman, 5/6/06

Had we not been busy last week with actual work, and had it not been a bit too rainy outside, this would have been painted and shipped to someone attending the evening’s game in NC.
Like it says in this site’s charter, we’re nerds. I, however, am an anime nerd in addition to being a soccer nerd. I’ve spent as much time on the road to various fan conventions as I have matches, and I’m repeatedly reminded of how regardless of whether it’s a pre-WCQ party or a post-costume contest party, it’s all the same people, just a different excuse to get together with your buddies and drink. Same “oh, wow, I haven’t seen him in ages,” same “oh, it’s that fuckin’ guy again.” Same good and bad aspects to being a fan, too:
| anime | soccer | |
| Excuse to travel | conventions | national team games |
| We got some people together, let’s go to the | Japanese restaurant | Irish bar |
| No, really, guys, it’s not that big a treat | Pocky | Guinness |
| Ask a fanboy who’s always wrong about | US licensing plans | US goalkeeping plans |
| Browse eBay for the latest in | shitty Southeast Asian bootleg DVDs | shitty Southeast Asian bootleg shirts |
| Large crowds for events in | LA, DC, Chicago | LA, DC, Chicago |
| Yet surprisingly very little going on in | NY | NY |
| OMG HE’S SO DREAMY *tee hee* | Scott McNeil | Taylor Twellman |
| I just blew my whole paycheck at | Best Buy | Niketown |
| Obnoxious phony speech affectation | adding honorifics to people’s names | pronouncing “derby” to rhyme with “Barbie” |
| Hey, I haven’t seen that yet, don’t tell me | Spike dies | Newcastle loses |
| You just don’t get it | “that Dragon Ball shit” | “Americans don’t care about soccer” |
| Fire up your Bittorrent client for | digisubs | matches |
| Get your nerd on during a dream vacation to | Japan | England |
| I hate this site, so why can’t I stop reading | Anime on DVD | Big Soccer |
| Are you sure we can’t come up with a better mascot for the fandom in this country than | catgirls | Landon Donovan |