rookie of the year


Another shot of a player bearing one of our scarves, courtesy that Kfoury fellow from YCJ.

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The last three

As promised, photos of the last three pumpkins, all done by Ultra Peanut on Saturday morning before the game. Photos courtesy the always rad Tony Biscaia.


Slyde, with Dorman and Parkhurst


Midnight Riders logo, which required Dremel work, which, in turn, coated my glasses in this photo


Revolution logo, which got the most screentime on the matchcast.

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Wait, one more

Awfully nice of Nike to make their Don’t Tread on Me logo so easily converted to a stencil.

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The lineup

Here are the individual photos of the team pumpkins we carved before the Eastern Conference semi-final vs. the Metrostars. Not pictured–at least not in this batch: the pumpkins depicting Slyde, the team crest (as seen on TV!), and the Midnight Riders crest. The lineup was chosen based on a normal starting XI plus full subs bench, with the subs bench chosen based on players who made their mark on the team this year (e.g. Warren stepping up for the game in which Reis was suspended). Unfortunately, time and budget prevented us from rendering the entire team roster in pumpkins.

All total, these took about 20 hours or so of work to do, not counting the afternoon I spent buying them. We started on Thursday, spending a few hours cleaning all the pumpkins at once, then on Friday I took the day off work and spent the morning drawing all the templates, for which Magpie dug up most of the source photos. (I used my laptop as a lightbox to get rough proportions/outlines done, then freehanded the details. There are some people who just take photos and bump the contrast up in Photoshop to create templates to print out; I take a dim view of this as cheating, although I do use printed templates when it’s a corporate logo and accuracy is paramount). The source photos were all various team action/sideline shots rather than their roster photos, the use of which I figured would be akin to using their drivers’ license photos. We then spent from about noon until 9pm on Friday carving all but the logos and mascot, which I did Saturday morning. Got ’em in cars to the game, and presumably into the stadium to the team. Special thanks to Mike and Julie for transport, and to Brad and Craig for team arrangements.

Much like the Rev win in the night’s match, I honestly can’t believe we pulled this off.


Matt Reis, from the DC game where he was suspended, carved by Magpie.


Dempsey, from the Nike ad, carved by Ultra Peanut.


Hernandez, carved by Magpie.


John, looking incredulous at a ref’s call, carved by Magpie.


Heaps, carved by Ultra Peanut. Curly haired ones were fun to do.


Cancela, celebrating his 11-second birthday goal in June, carved by Ultra Peanut.


Franchino, looking a lot like JFK, carved by Magpie.


Noonan, with backwards Cardinals hat and all, carved by Ultra Peanut.


Doug Warren, carved by Magpie. Best part of this is the cowlick.


Ralston, also a goal celebration, carved by Ultra Peanut.


Parkhurst, carved by Ultra Peanut.


Riley, carved by Ultra Peanut. Kid’s got cheekbones the size of grapefruits.


Twellman, carved by Ultra Peanut. Hardest one to do and the first one done, based on a photo of him celebrating his first international goal. Favorite part of this is the left hand.


Joseph, carved by Ultra Peanut.


Leonard, carved by Magpie.


Dorman, carved by Ultra Peanut. Looks like a hedgehog, and this one’s Ultra Peanut’s favorite.


Smith, carved by Magpie. Who knew how he’d swing the game that night?


Nicol, carved by Magpie.


Mariner, carved by Ultra Peanut.

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Like I said, we were up to something.

Individual shots to follow.

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Trick or treat

We’re up to something this weekend.
and this was after I cleaned them

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We’ve started a trend

oh hi matt

Photo boosted from Fred Kfoury at YCJ

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Got one at home just like it

Hey Kasey, nice scarf.
dos a cero

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FUCK YEAH

ALL RIGHT!  MY GYM MEMBERSHIP, INSURANCE, AND NEWSPAPER!

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All wrapped up

If you’ve ever been to a professional soccer, football, voetbol, fussball, futbol (take your pick) match, chances are you’ve seen fans sporting a variety of colorful knit scarves. Now, there’s the obvious primary purpose of wearing them to keeping warm… which made a lot of sense when fans took in games from open and exposed terraces, but perhaps more importantly, scarves were a means of demonstrating individual loyalty to a particular club or country. A simple red and white bar scarf at Highbury identified you as an Arsernal supporter, a blue and white scarf in Merseyside marked you as an Everton fan… and if you happened to be wearing colors of the opposing club, and were unfortunate to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, you might otherwise find yourself a participant in a unique version of “capture the flag,” usually culminating with a few sharp kicks to the legs from a pair of well-worn steel-tipped Doc Martens. But more than anything, scarves were (and remain) a convenient, pratical, and economic way to show your support. They’re cheap to produce and can easily be made, and are far more distinctive than some stitched together swatches of synthetic fabric with “Dreamcast” or “Loaded” emblazoned across the front.

Portuguese supporters at Euro 2004

Which brings us to the U.S., because while we ordinarily fall all overselves in attempting to adopt and co-opt all things British (The Office, God Save The Queen, etc.), football scarves have not quite found their way into the Zeitgeist of U.S. soccer. For one thing, there are precious few places where such scarves can be made in the States: one being an individual in St. Louis who make these hand-kint, wool numbers that are better suited for ice fishing derbies in Michigan, the other being a couple in Massachusetts who have the machinery and technology to match the better efforts you might find in textile and manufacturing neighborhoods in Eastern Europe and the Far East.

So with a little design sense, a little creativity, a good version of Photoshop, and a decent wad of cash, you too can commission a variety of scarf that might just earn the begrudging respect of Ultras, Hooligans, and scarf nerds (read “collectors”) world-wide.

To this point, I’ve been fortunate to come up with four distinct designs that have gone from concept to actual production: two for supporters of the New England Revolution of Major League Soccer (MLS) and two for supporters of the U.S. National Team. You can view those designs below:

A variety of my design efforts realized.

Coming up with designs is relatively easy, especially with thousands of existing ideas currently available on-line, so if you find yourself suffering for inspiration… you’re not looking hard enough. From there, just work up a to-scale template of the artwork. Now, the primary size for a scarf is 7″ x 54″, but of that includes the tassles at both ends, so the actual size is approx. 7″ x 50″. You’ll want to set the resolution to 300 dpi, use between 2 – 4 colors in total. It’s up to you whether you want the same design on the front and the back, or perhaps something different; all that really limits you is your imagination. You can use different fonts (I’ve previously used Impact and Haettenschweiler), design elements (sunburst, minuteman profile, flags)… you want to think bold, clean, crisp, and detailed to a point, because there is a limit to the latter thanks to limited stitch counts. You can then save the file as a high quality .jpeg, .psd, or in some cases a PDF file, which tends to be preferend by companies like Sportsscarf.com. Send them the file and $800 bucks, and you have 100 high-quality acrylic knit scarves.

The most difficult part? Well, that comes down to selecting a final design. You see, each person has their own idea of what they like and dislike, and getting people to come together… to come up with something akin to a consensus on one, final design is harder than herding cats. Someone will like one element from one scarf, but wants it as part of another (when it really doesn’t fit), or most everyone will like a design… only to have one person piss and moan when you think everything’s come together. Hell, I could have a killer design that I love, and know would sell… but the fucking democratic process shoots that to Hell, and things always end up in a compromise. I mean, I love the following design…

Random design

… but unless someone ponies up the money, it’ll remain just a design, and even then, it’ll get tweaked, re-worked, re-drawn, thrown out, resurrected… it’s a ton of work.

That being said, each time an idea goes from design to reality (as is the case with the blue & red “Recuerden Corea” design) seen above, I’m like a kid on Xmas morning waiting to try out my new toys. It’s a pretty awesome feeling, and one I can’t get by logging into some Internet store and buying the latest Newcastle kit, which quite frankly, sucks.

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